GPS and mountain gaps don't mix
When you come to Vermont, turn off your GPS device. On the Saturday they came to visit Fern Forest, Brandon and Mimi took the advice of the blind woman in the machine rather than heeding H’s advice to go around the Green Mountains. They also ignored the sign that said ROAD TO LINCOLN CLOSED and started up the gap, a narrow dirt road with steep hairpin turns. The road crew stops plowing and sanding around Thanksgiving and locals drag their sleds up the mountain or skin up with tellies for a heart-stopping ride down. We haven’t had much snow, so there was no frozen wall where the plow stops to deter these Cape Codders. It was late, and Brandon wanted to surprise Mimi with a Valentine’s weekend in the treehouse, and the GPS device said Lincoln Gap Road was the quickest route. He drives a 4WD and thought even if he encountered a bit of rough stuff, he could muscle his way through. I’d probably have done the same thing had I not known better. When I was traveling around Kentucky on book...