A guy walks into a bar..wait..that's a bakery
Let’s call him Andy, for starters. He’s a special educator, hates his job, saves his money and quits. He’s never been to Ireland, where his parents are from, so he finds a cheap flight and gets on the plane. The answer for his dead-end life, he thinks, is finding an Irish wife. Maybe he has read Thomas D’Arcy McGee’s poem, “The Irish Wife,” with the stanza: My Irish wife has clear blue eyes, My heaven by day, my stars by night; And twin-like truth and fondness lie Within her swelling bosom white My Irish wife has golden hair, Apollo’s harp had once such strings, Apollo’s self might pause to hear Her bird-like carol when she sings. Or maybe he knows the Irish are known for story-telling, a sense of humor and love of family. Their hearts are warm, their dispo...